Wednesday, August 26, 2009

New (Sorta) Shoesies




Joseph, in a Huckleberry Finn-ish sort of way, has never worn shoes until about 3 weeks ago. He got his big toe smashed underneath a rocking chair at daycare and I decided that it would be a good time to get him some shoes. (That along with the fact that he appears to be way close to walking, but I've been saying that for a month). Okay, I'll cut the crap. I was tired of people looking at his black toe and either asking what happened to it or thinking what negligent parents we must be. I started to cut it off at the pass by immediately saying, "It happened at daycare" upon the mere suspicion that someone was inspecting the black toe. I had no idea how much baby shoes cost! More than I pay for most of my own shoes.

Monday, August 24, 2009

The Pitmaster and his sidekick, Lil' Biscuit


This is Ed Mitchell, famous for being the king of Eastern North Carolina Barbeque. (He recently stomped Bobby Flay in Ultimate Cook-off and I think he was on Today Show last week). Sunday we went to a graduation party for our friend Vance (who is apparently nuts and pursued another degree after the heck that was law school). Ed Mitchell came with half of a pig and tons of food. Needless to say, the food was awesome. Lil' Biscuit was pleased. I didn't notice the spoon in his hand until after I took the picture.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Scowl


This pictures makes me laugh out loud every time I look at it. He looks like a crotchety old man.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Biscuits: Joseph has discovered life is worth living.






What do you get when you cross a Lucas and a Straughan? Just as likely that an offspring from said gene pool would come out with four limbs is the likelihood that he or she would harbor a propesity to, to say this delicately, undertake culinary adventures with exceptional zeal. Joseph has always been very eager to consume fairly large quantities of baby food, but now we're on to grown up food. Joseph's daycare teachers would explain at least once a week that he was very interested in watching the older ones eat and would wait under the high chairs for a dropped morsel. Based on this behavior, which remains disturbingly dog-like, I was asked several times whether he could start having real food. I was hesitant due the fear of choking, but I finally relented last week. I would look at the menu each day and tell his teacher what he could have (i.e. very small pieces of cheese, bread, pasta, etc...) That lasted about three days before his fat little hands were raking in meatloaf and chicken nuggets. In just a little more than a week's time, we're almost over the baby food era. This past weekend Joseph had what could only be described as two country feasts. Saturday night he ate brocolli casserole, mashed potatoes with gravy and cheese at Grandma's. Sunday we met Grandmama, Grandaddy and Great-Grandmom for lunch at The Old Place for part two, where he showed some country style steak and mashed potatoes and a biscuit who was boss. He'll really eat anything you give him. We've yet to find something he won't eat at least a few bites of. His favorite so far appears to be biscuits. Fittingly, if you squeeze those ample thighs they feel just like a freshly opened can of Grands. This weekend was not our usual pace...we will NOT be having country feasts every day. The nice part about this phase is that it takes him forever to eat. He rakes it in all slow and savors the moment. That way I can plop him in his high chair with his food and get stuff done in the kitchen while he's well entertained. These pics were taken after church. Joseph is in the same outfit Drew wore when he was a baby and, as you can see, he's bustin all out. Later we'll talk more about the daycare's determination that Joseph is too "husky" for the baby class.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Kisses: Not Just for Mom Anymore

A couple of weeks ago we taught Joseph how to give kisses. First it was just kisses for mommy. Then it was kisses for Daddy. Then Grandma got kisses. Then we would tell him to give Chesley kisses and he would open is mouth as far as he could and plant a went drooly one right on her little punkin head. Apparently he gives Chesley kisses all day at school. She was out last week and he wreaked havoc kissing on another little girl. I witnessed one of the episodes and she was all ugh get off me. Then Martha was informed how much Joseph missed Chesley last week. Now, as you can see, he has deemed many things, inanimate objects included, worthy of his sweet kisses. Tell me this doesn't make your day. Don't you just want to hold him tight and squeeze those fat thighs and get those kisses and make him stay 10 months old just a little longer?

Monday, August 10, 2009

Most Recent Professional Pictures






These were taken at the end of May with Joseph's cousins Brinkley and Chesley. I'm just now getting them downloaded :) He's almost 8 months old in these pictures. The hairdo is just starting to assert itself.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Joseph's Hair



It defies gravity. I look at it and wonder with awe how it still manages to stand straight up. It attracts stares, smiles, questions, and invariably...pats. People, strangers included, just cannot resist the urge to mash it to see if it will lay down. Any such attempt just angers it and it immediately regroups and stands at attention. The vampire point in the front is a bizarre sidenote that just adds to the whole choatic effect. Nevertheless, it suits him and we love it.